Milk Man

Wow. I almost thought the night would end at 11. No way. This night was pretty damn crazy.

In this story, you will read about crazy old men driving milk trucks at 3AM, a crazy drunk girl, cars hitting walls for no apparent reason at all, and more.

The first place we really went to was Torrance Crossroads over on Lomita and Crenshaw around 11 to visit Danny, who was at a little hangout with ppl that own Honda cars. We were there for maybe 3 minutes before going to In-n-Out where we spent about an hour at. There, it was Reem, Ashley, Stephanie, Danny, Tin, Morgan, and I. Morgan drew an interesting drawing on one of the bags with a bunch of burgers smoking cigarettes, a skeleton smoking four cigarettes, Donald Trump, which he scratched out his name and wrote Donald Duck, and some other crap I can't even remember. He wrote down his name and his phone number and left it at the register so that the cashiers couldn't see it, but people that ordered things could.

No more than an hour later, Morgan received a text saying "I found your drawing."

By the time that we left, Danny, Ashley, Reem, and Stephanie had left and Aki had joined us in another epic adventure of randomness and endless laughs.

I forgot where we went first, but we wound up at the Del Amo mall to walk around. No more than 30 seconds after getting out of the car, something happened. There was a girl that was somewhere in her twenties and there was a security SUV with people talking to the girl. It was obvious to us that she was drunk + other things that we couldn't guess. Morgan said she was with us and she followed us as we walked around the plaza. The weird thing was that nobody could understand what she was saying. She also got cigarettes out of the trash. By that point, we felt that we needed to formulate some sort of exit strategy, which came naturally. We walked back to the car but the girl was asking if she could have a ride. After Morgan refused several times, we jumped into the car and locked the doors and left.

We went over to Koraku I believe it was...my memory is shot after going under so much stress lol. But we were there until they closed at 3AM and ate a bunch of stuff where Morgan broke his expensive headphones. What was interesting about this part was that when we left, I was the only one who heard it, but it was a lot of screeching following a revving engine and then a crunch.

As we left the parking spot, I saw it: a 240SX that hopped a six inch curb and faceplanted into a wall. Was Batman really that good of a movie that some guy can shoot out of the plaza driveway and hit a wall with his car and not even care? He was laughing when he got out of the car.

We went into Palos Verdes and that night/morning it was foggy. Very foggy! So we drove up in the mountains with our lights off half the time or drove through dense fog with a visibility of ten feet going 40 through narrow streets, using the lines in the middle of the road and the reflectors to guide us. Several times we almost died, whether it be discovering a cal de sac or cars parked on the side of the road. We also stopped in a really creepy area with some fog and weird blue lighting from the moon and Morgan turns off his car. We sit there in complete silence and within twenty seconds, we're back off driving at 40 because Morgan saw something move.

We also saw something rather unique: a milk truck in the shape of a rape van with the cab lights on. We could see that it was an older man with crazy hair. He pulls up to us and asks us for directions. Who the fuck drives a milk truck at 3AM and asks for directions? Honestly.

More near death experiences ensued, and we wound up at a donut shop over by the crossroads again. Whats this? A man ordering more than five boxes of donuts. That's over $250 worth of donuts! "What if it was a drug deal?" Aki wondered out loud. We forgot about it and dropped Tin off at home then we all went home. The time was around 4:30 when we concluded our adventure. There was supposed to be a waffle party at Morgan's house that I was going to go to at like 10 but when I woke up to reply to Tin's text, I fell back asleep.